Roz is attempting to become the first woman to cross the Pacific Ocean. I envy her. She’s crossing the world’s biggest ocean with her boat and solar panels and a few stuff to survive and here I am, too lazy to even cross my legs. Eh pasensya, nakataas na paa ko eh.

I can’t believe she’s doing this alone though. I couldnt even cross streets alone, I couldn’t even do the sign of the cross without being confused of which side to use for sa ngalan ng espiritu santo. Cross cross cross. Ex-husband ni Nicole Kidman, Tom Cross. Yes, kailangan may wordplay, which sometimes fails. It always fails actually.

If I were Roz, I would bring M with me. Because crossing the Pacific without M is like, crossing it like Roz. Anu raw?

*Seriously, I admire Roz and support all her advocacies. I donated to her fund via Paypal and Im wondering if I’d later see my name on that ticker on her frontpage.

Visit her website and track this marvelous woman’s location: http://rozsavage.com. Donate money if you’re wealthy like me, or if not, you can just read her blog